Thatcher: Bitch is definitely black

Since Claire filled in what happened at Starbuck's I'll recount what happened when I returned home. So here's the thing...

I pull up to my house (I live on a cul-de-sac) and I park. When I get out of my car I see these three guys slowly walking towards my car with a basketball. I got inside and I could hear them playing basketball at my goal (which is never used, but not the point) and they were getting dangerously close to my car, which was parked next to the goal. Okay first of all, those douche bags never asked! They're just the friends of my slutty neighbor. And second of all, I don't like douche bags using my stuff! So I gracefully walked out and told them to piss off (I actually just said they needed to play somewhere else). And they actually left! I felt so good! GO ME!