Pretty People Do Exist!!!

In the middle of writing a biology paper on melanoma cancer I decided to spend some money. I went to the mall and went to Pac Sun and Gap. Here's the thing, Pac Sun is stupid. Over priced clothing that you can get anywhere else. The scene store for the kids of Highland Village who like to be fake and listen to bands like Hey Monday and Cobra Starship because they're "hip." I went in anyway because I needed a pair of good black jeans and what better place to look than a store where everyone goes to? While I was looking for jeans I came across this pair of black skinny jeans. Let me get one thing straight, I don't do skinny jeans. Unless you are a girl or a musician who likes it when their penis gets smashed into submission, skinny jeans DO NOT look good on guys. But, curiosity got the best of me and I wanted to see how they worked. I couldn't even get my left leg all the way through the pant leg. It was tragic and upon realizing that I exited the store and went to the Gap.

Best. Decision. Ever.

I walk in and (irrelevant comment) they changed the store around so I ended up walking into the women's section without realizing it. Anyway I was walking to the newly located men's section and there he was. The music stopped and the world was slow motion and for five seconds I fell in love with a Gap employee. He was the CUTEST clerk I have ever seen and to top it off, he asked me how I was!!! I know that's his job to do but the fact that he did it to me first before the girl next to him and that he flashed me the most BEAUTIFULLY EFFORTLESS smile I have ever seen made me feel special. I bought jeans and this really awesome button down shirt. The CFC (cute flashy clerk) was wearing one but a different color. I was hanging off of him perfectly. He had fantastic skin and perfect hair. I made sure he was the one who rang me up. When he was checking me out he was making small talk saying how I would love the shirt and how he's washed it a lot and it's still the same then I replied with "I hope so." Really Thatcher, "I hope so???" It was the best that I could do under such sexy pressure. I get irrelevant when I'm around guys I have crushes on, even instant one time crushes. I did flash a great smile though and when I was in the fitting room I made sure I didn't have anything gross on my face. So pretty. I need to save money and go back again soon so I can redeem myself from that stupid, "I hope so." I should have told him how good he looked in his shirt and how much better he would look with me taking it off.

Ah, but a fantasy.

Thatcher