Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Where's My Erik Van der Woodsen?

I was sitting in my chair avoiding homework when I realized something...I want gay friends. I'm like the only one I know who's not annoying (I say that because the other one I know, Robert, is totally annoying-ain't touching that, plus he has this weird crush on me). Anyway, back to the point, I am lacking in the gay friend department. I need someone to relate to. I try to tell Brandon all of my fleeting attractions and he just doesn't get it sometimes, it's like talking to a cat. He just sits and meows. "Meow Thatcher that's really nice, go on, talk about something else so I can contribute to the conversation, I would like to feel more comfortable. Meow." That's about right. I need someone to relate to, we could gab and gossip and lust together. Relate, relate!!! Just a friendship would be nice at the moment. Something new. I need something new.

Thatcher

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