one thing to say

today i woke up and there was a TON of candy, cookies, and single serving chips on the table. turns out my dad was assigned to the cardinal's charter plane, and they chose to snub all the goodies on board. king size snickers, baby ruths, m&m's, yum. dad brought some of the loot home. shhh.

then i remembered what i learned in biology: run far and fast when you see the words "partially hydrogenated."

but that king size snickers was looking at me. laughing at me. SNICKERing at me. so i ate it to shut that bitch up.

yeah, i know. that's what she said.


Claire