Monday, April 20, 2009

I've Made a Decision. Decision Made.

I don't like Kailan (Brandon's girlfriend.) Here's why:

This morning when I was excitedly telling Brandon about CFC (cute flashy clerk) she kept interrupting me. Okay, I do that sometimes but I acknowledge it and stop and let the other person finish their story. But she would not shut up when I was talking!!! She was babbling about chemistry stuff or whatever. Hello, cute guys trump chemistry!!! Much in the way that best friend stories trump incoherent babbling!!! But here's the thing that really set me off: She told Brandon to get me to stop. Listen bitch, I don't owe anything to you and if I want to tell Brandon about a guy I saw I'll do it. I've been around a lot longer than your badly dressed ass! Brandon didn't really say anything or try to stop me (and he better be glad he didn't because he wouldn't be in this rant too.) What. A. Bitch. Normally this would be the spot where I would say that I'm overreacting and take some of what I said back but I don't. New girl needs to learn her place with me. She can be all snappy, snap, bitch, bitch with Brandon but I'm different. She can't tell me what to do, I'm not one of those two year olds she takes care of after school. Last time I checked she wasn't my mother. Oh, and before psychology I ran to Brandon to tell him about my biology test grade that I thought I bombed. I GOT A 90!!! And when I was telling him about it he was like, "I told you" and whatever and crap. I'm needy and he needed to be a little more excited for me. Anyway that's not where I was going with this. Kailan was like shhhing me and shit and telling be how loud I was being and telling me to be quiet. Okay, first of all, I'm always loud, get used to it. And second of all, shut up, I wasn't even talking to you in the first place. She was making faces to her friend while I was talking to Brandon. Yeah I saw that bitch!!! I saw that!!!

Anyway, I don't like her. At. All.

Thatcher

3 comments:

The Horrible People said...

What a hoe. Don't she know that the friendship between you and Brandon is stronger than some fling he has with her?! DON'T SHE KNOW!?!?

-Alex

The Horrible People said...

SHE OUGHTA KNOW!

Claire

The Horrible People said...

They're really disgusting shoes.

Thatcher