B Gets Love Letters

I don't know whether to make fun or not criticize. I wrestled with both scenarios until I came up with the conclusion that I work best when I ridicule. It's who I am and I am only really ridiculing because I am not-so-secretly jealous of him. That him being Brandon.

Sitting outside of speech class he whips out this book about love and relationships or something. It was from his girlfriend. She read it and wanted him to read it so they can talk about it together. They want to define their two month relationship in terms of marriage or something or whatever. Okay, first off, they have been dating for two months, which actually feels more like two weeks (two hours in Twilight time.) You don't need to define anything in terms of anything after only two months. But, what do I know, I have never had a serious relationship, he's had six. It would scare me if my boyfriend started talking about getting married to me after two months. Second, she left him post it notes in the book telling him of her fears and loves and hopes. That's not so bad. Just the whole "I'm gonna give you a book about relationships to we can evaluate ours" thing is weird.

I am, in a way, so jealous of the situation. I want a boyfriend. Not the scary book kind but more of the cute flashy clerk kind. I want a nice HILARIOUS boy so we can bounce witty one-liners off of one another. I want to feel needed by someone other than my friends and family. I am so tired of waiting but that's all I can do. I can deal with it but it's just frustrating. So, frustrating. Whatever, I'll just bitch about it and dress like I belong to someone.

Thatcher.

P.S. This is our 100th post!!!! We've made it to syndication!!! (Television joke, anybody?)