Wednesday, April 15, 2009

May not make sense to normal people.

So I have to study for an upcoming biology test, but I wanted to post. I have nothing to say, so here's what I'm thinking:

1. Blake Lively: Your Allure cover looks like shit. That is not how it's done. First take the hair out of your face, then remove 97% of that raccoon business on your eyes. Also, too much foundation, obviously cakey.

2. Isabeli Fontana is BEAUTIFUL. She totally trumps that other Brazilian model whose name doesn't even matter anymore because she can't compare.

3. The May issue of American Vogue: Oh, no. That cover + foldout is TOO America's Next Top Model. You should know better.

4. Alexa Chung: I miss your fringed bob cut. The new one is okay, but nothing will top the fringe.

5. Kristen Stewart: You are trying too hard. Also, smoking pot in front of the paparazzi? No one thinks your cool.

6. Coco Rocha has an awesome blog. If I could be anyone else (only considering vanity here) I would be Coco Rocha. Or Isabeli Fontana. But I definitely would not choose to be Blake Lively.

7. Facebook, you've been insanely boring lately. By lately I mean for the last year.

8. MWF schedule worked out, I'm kind of afraid of it.

9. My closet is full of clothes, but I can't pick anything I like in there.

10. Jake Cuenca: Learn to act. You can't rely on your "good" looks. Honestly, your not that attractive to me.



Claire

1 comments:

The Horrible People said...

You're totally right about 10. Just looked him up...butter face.

Thatcher

P.S. I go through number 9 everyday. Sucks doesn't it?